That shit cray

fairycosmos:

and are the “new people joining tumblr” in the room with us right now

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manywinged:

manywinged:

manywinged:

i don’t give a shit about the mcu but avengers fanfic authors in 2012 were accidentally some of the funniest people alive when they wanted to include everyone in their found family story but didn’t know what to do with hawkeye so they would just shove him in the vents like a creature

i love that this is just a thing in fanfiction apparently. imagine being one of these guys and finding out that everyone doesn’t care about you or your character so much that they do this to you.

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caralarm-bicycles:

dankmemeuniversity:

You can really sense the tumblr userbase aging

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stavarosthearcane:

derinthescarletpescatarian:

“If I had time travel I’d kill Hitler” “If I had time travel I’d stop my favourite politician getting assassinated” you’re all thinking way too small. If I had time travel I’d stop Neil Armstrong and Buzz Aldrin from dying on the moon due to Soviet sabotage, kicking off the Great Nuclear War and devastating half of the planet.

Good Job.

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for-the-freaks-and-geeks:

write-on-world:

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gayfl:

marisatomay:

one of those ig daily affirmations graphics that says “i will not freak out and assume i have covid when again i wake up tomorrow morning exhibiting symptoms of existing in winter”

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knight-watch:

reading/writing fanfiction about your otp be like:

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jaoxn:

log6:

WHO called 7 inches a “dicklet” truly the size queens are causing a brain rot. Bring back that thing about vacation dick vs boyfriend dick.

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powerburial:

all women born after 800 AD do is tempt, blaspheme, witchcraft, eat potent herbs to aid in their foul divinations, and lie

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