That shit cray

quecksilvereyes:

homosexual-having-tea:

You ever think about how unified humanity is by just everyday experiences? Tudor peasants had hangnails, nobles in the Qin dynasty had favorite foods, workers in the 1700s liked seeing flowers growing in pavement cracks, a cook in medieval Iran teared up cutting onions, a mom in 1300 told her son not to get grass stains on his clothes, some girl in the past loved staying up late to see the sun rise.

there are scriptures all over the world painstakingly crafted hundreds of years ago with paw prints and spelling mistakes or drawings covering up mistakes. a bunch of teenage girls 2000 years ago gathered to walk around their hometown, getting fast food and laughing with their friends. two friends shared blankets before people lived in houses. a mother ran a fine comb through her child’s hair and told it to stop squirming sometime in the 1000s. there are covered up sewing mistakes in couture dresses from the 1800s, some poor roman burnt their food so well past recognition that they just buried the entire pot. there are broken dishes hidden in gardens of people no one even remembers anymore

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jame7t:

therealvincentio:

jame7t:

when you see a Good post, you can say “HEEHO”

when the post is Bad, the post is “wawoo”

Wawoo

shut the fuck up 

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rogha:

ishouldreallygetofftheinternet:

rogha:

tumblr comedy I haven’t seen in a while and I kind of miss: when someone says like ‘smoothies are great’ and then someone else says ‘juices are great too!’ and the first person says ‘make your own post’ and then the second person says ‘okay’ and then you scroll down and theres a second post.

I also love seeing posts where someone says something that clearly sets up a joke and then has very obviously messaged their friend to question it in a reblog so they deliver the punchline with maximum impact. Haven’t seen that in a while

make your own post

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ishouldreallygetofftheinternet:

ishouldreallygetofftheinternet:

I love seeing posts where someone says something that clearly sets up a joke and then has very obviously messaged their friend to question it in a reblog so they deliver the punchline with maximum impact. Haven’t seen that in a while

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officialyoda:

officialyoda:

officialyoda:

officialyoda:

does anybody else remember that reality show where they gaslit a bunch of americans into thinking they were competing to marry prince harry but it was really just some guy

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wimseyraptor:

feng-xin:

menuderia:

menuderia:

what do red pandas even do

I MEANT AS SELF DEFENSE STOP THE HATRED im sorry red pandas

does this answer your question

Sometimes they fight crime too…

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baepsrae:

baepsrae:

thor 1 is kinda funny when you think about how Thor had absolutely no idea what the fuck Loki’s damage was at the end

Loki: I’m not your brother! I never was!

Thor:

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